Homemaker Chronicles

Let’s see how observant some of you are…

You may have noticed on my sidebar that I changed Salem’s nickname from “Chubby” to “Monster Baby”.  That’s because Adia screams and runs through the house saying “Help!!  It’s the Monster Baby!”.  That usually means she was playing with a toy and Salem was going to try and gank it from her.  Salem, being a clumsy brute, might actually stumble and fall into her, whilst attempting the gank, making it seem as if he was attempting to crush her when all he wanted was whatever she had.  

He is only about 20% accurate in making out with the goods.  Adia is quite agile and stealthy. 

She breaks away quickly and finds a great hiding spot.  Or she’ll begin screaming, “Help!!  It’s the Monster Baby”, if he chases her.  Except she says it like this…Muon-sta Buay-bee. It sounds a lot like she is a younger version of The Nanny…you know, Fran Drescher?  That high-pitched north-eastern accent and all.  

It’s really scary!   For her I mean. 

Sometimes she’ll come to me and say, “Mama, that Giant Baby at my cracker”.  She is most likely referring to her youngest sibling- Salem.  He is the “Giant Baby” too.  And boy does he like to EAT!

I actually caught him on camera.  In this shot it’s easy to see how brutal he really is.  So, here is your warning- Be Ware of the Giant “Monsta Baby”.  Not only does he like to steal animal crackers, he also preys on little boys that swing at the park. 

Just look at that face.  It’s obvious that he is incredibly harmful!  Not someone you want to take lightly…that’s for sure.

I’m here to tell ya, he has no mercy and ultra sharp teeth.  A very lethal combo. 

Just to prove to you that he is quite capable of scarfing- check out the teeth on this kid!

Pssst…I’m pretty sure that is a chunk of flesh in his mouth.  And he is just laughing about it. 

Oh the horror!

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On a much lighter note, tomorrow is Homemaker Moment’s Friday!!  Yippee!!  We will be taking opinions on public school verses home school.  You can throw in something about private school if you wish, but I would just lump that in with anything not home school. 

Soap boxes ready?  Mine is!  Although, you might be a little bit surprised with the stance I’ll take…maybe not. 

We shall see!

~Angie

Homemaker Chronicles